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Mobile Dev Dilemma - to App or to WAP?

 

Competition is heating up between smartphone applications and mobile browsers, prompting brands to rethink where to channel development resources. Some say that applications, popular with the youth market, will displace search engines. Others that open APIs allow browsers to adopt the best features of applications.  ‘For smartphone users, mobile web is the killer app,’ says Nielsen’s David Gill at the South by Southwest (SXSW) Interactive conference in Austin, TX. Given that most people either have or want a smartphone, mobile web, formerly known as WAP, is back in a big way.

Few would deny that smartphone applications have been the darlings of digital media the past year. Apple has transformed the mobile user experience with its highly successful iPhone App Store, opening the way for advertisers and publishers to engage consumers in a meaningful way that WAP sites had signally failed to do. Google’s rival Android system is predicted by Nielsen to be on 50 million devices within two years, enhanced with apps like Shopper, which takes a picture of a product or barcode, uses Image Recognition technology to source suppliers and compare prices, and then completes the transaction via integrated m-payment.

But as SXSW panelist David Gill observes, there are problems with applications. In a word, Discovery: when ‘I’ll have an app for that’ is the catchphrase du jour, apps will proliferate from 100,000s to millions, leaving brands with a counter-productive distribution challenge. And for developers, apps are in a ‘sandbox’ which is a barrier to scalability. Apple’s SDK, moreover, does not permit third-party m-commerce solutions, obliging publishers to monetize via Apple, for a 30% fee.

For the network carriers, applications can threaten disintermediation. Speaking on the same panel, Dan Applequist of Vodafone (part owners of Verizon) described current efforts to promote mobile web best practices and, through an open source initiative entitled W3C, to enable WAP developers to integrate the same features that app developers use, such as geo-locate API, camera, accelerometer etc., adding design toolkits like Canvas and SVG, and generally replicating for mobile web browsers all the functionality, utility and Wow factor that has made smartphone apps so popular.

Fellow panelist David Hewitt of Sapient pointed to advances in Sprint’s 4G network, with speeds 10x faster than 3G browsing, and said that over the next two years, delivering m-commerce solutions will prove to be one of the carriers’ key driving forces. However, he also noted that, for the foreseeable future, brands will be most active in the App store space because this is what the 13-17 year youth demographic is used to. Apps are less clunky than mobile web pages and they enjoy what Applequist described as an ‘Install Event’, making them easy to monetize.

When mobile web was known as WAP it proved consistently so disappointing that Sales renamed it Optimized Mobile Web. Brands and their agencies will want to keep optimizing that experience until it satisfactorily engages the markets they are reaching for.


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    Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
  • Bret Roberts Naked 7/4/2011 12:00:00 AM

    If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
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